Dear Sir,
I'm not sure if you were aware (but on the other hand, I do not see how you could not have noticed) but when you came over from your side of the stretching room to stand over where I was lying, I had to turn my head away so as to not be looking directly up your shorts.
See, you had a perfectly clear spot of wall right next to where your mat was, you really didn't need to walk alllll the way across the room to stretch your hamstrings, did you?
Now, I'm not sure if this is an old-fashioned courting routine that I just don't have a clear understanding of, but, um... well, yeah.
I wasn't sure how I was supposed to react, but if you could just be a teeny bit more aware of your own personal space and the space of your shorts, I'd really appreciate it.
'Kay, thanks!
7 comments:
eeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL, I KNOW !!!!!
LOL V!
I had the same experience with an older man at the gym one day - he seemed intent on making sure he got every... single... fibre... in... his... quads... fully... stretched.
As I laid there stretching away fixated on the roof I just prayed that he wouldn't pull anything, nor grunt, moan or breathe heavily.
But I tell ya I never stretched again... and I was turned off meatballs for life.
Don't ask.
;op
Oh no! lol
I won't ask : )
Damn, my secret routine has been leaked!
I'm picturing saggy balls in shorty shorts. Lol! Thanks for sharing V. I don't know whether to laugh or gag!
Sorry Slinger! ; )
Tod, you'll probably end up laughing. I did! (had to face the other way to make it less obvious)
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