To Laundry Guy

Hi there.

Now, I know we usually wave and say hi when we see each other in the building and stuff, but, when I'm down there loading my laundry and you're just "passing by"? I'd kind of prefer if you didn't strike up a conversation just then.

Cuz, see, um, well, I don't really want to have to wonder if you're glancing over and seeing my underpants as I'm trying to load them into the machine.

Especially when it's first thing in the morning and I have a hard time being awake at all, never mind trying to keep up my end of a conversation while trying to hide my undies from view.

So, yeah. It's fine to say hi, but let's keep it out of the laundry room, kay?

Thanks.