Dear Victoria,
Ow.
Yours sincerely,
Your back
Dear Back,
Where did that come from?
With all sorts of respect and alternating heat and ice,
Victoria
Dear Victoria,
If I have to tell you, obviously you don't love me enough.
Yours,
Your back
My dearest Back,
I do love you, I just, in all honesty, have no idea what I did, or possibly, didn't do and would really appreciate it if you would just tell me so that I can avoid repeating whatever it is I did, unknowingly, to hurt you. We're a good team and I think we should work through things together.
Your biggest fan,
Victoria
Victoria,
You're sleeping on the couch tonight. Just don't even talk to me.
Back
17 comments:
Don't fight, I hate when you guys fight you're just the perfect couple.
kiss and make up now. you don't want to be upset with each other over the weekend.
Victoria
Well isn't that just typical of a woman ;) First check the toilet seat; although I can't imagine you leaving it up.
Did she just buy something and show it to you? You may have got the color wrong. Don't woman understand that dogs can't see color at all and that men having just, evolved from dogs, only manage about 16? You mean eggshell is a color? Perhaps you just bought her a present and you didn't understand the subtile, not so subtile, and obvious hints so you got the wrong thing. Next time take her along and make her pick it out.
I'm going to stop now as this has gone beyond weird! Oh and remember, sleeping on the couch is like camping only more comfortable. :)
TTFN
The back is jealous of the elbow... you need to stop the affair now.
i just peed a little from reading this.
sounds like what the conversations between me and my body sound like.
but they are always yelling at me. assholes.
LOL never go to bed angry!
Likalia, I do think we're a good couple, thanks! Heh.
Dilling, that's true. Maybe a little wine-ing and dining and sucking up before the weekend? Ohhh, and a massage! That never goes wrong.
Tom, true enough about the "comfy" camping! lol
MiniJon, who told you about that? That was supposed to be private? Did elbow tell you that? Geez.
Princess C B-H, sorry about making you pee, it's my back's fault! ; )
Abbagirl, that's true. We really should make up. You listening back?
Too funny! I feel like writing a similar letter to my back ...
: )
Hey V ... I just popped over from AbstractJenn's place and I thought your letter was really cute. You have actually hit the difference between men and women. She gets angry at something the hub or b/f said, thought or did and when he asks what it was she refuses to tell him.
At least that's my viewpoint
I guess some girls are crazy that way? ; )
Vicky - Are you feeling better? Did you guys make up? I hope you do - it's no fun to fight (unless there is the possibility of make up sex!)
We kissed and made up, yep! : )
Bwahaha, you're so funny. I'm glad you made up!
Me too man!
I got the SAME letter from my back this week!!
Are your back and my back in cahoots??
Damnit Jenn, maybe they are! Like, they called each other and said "let's get together and be nasty?"
Sigh.
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