Adriana has been sending me emails for years.
At least I think it's been years, it feels like it.
I'm not sure what Adriana wants, because I never get past the subject line of her emails. "Hey!" "Hi stranger!" "Hi!"
I think Adriana thinks I'm a male.
And that I believe I was talking to a "hot chick" and now she's remembered me and sent me an email.
Again.
So I guess it's too bad for Adriana that her emails end up in my spam folder.
And that I'm not a male.
Or particularly gullible.
I wonder if she'd like to meet the guy who wants to set me up with the Prince in Africa's bank account?
2 comments:
Oh no, my feelings are hurt. Adriana has been emailing me too! I didn't know she was emailing you too. Adriana knows I'm a girl, because she told me (the one time I accidently opened the email) that she wants to hang out with a hot chick like me!
Sydney
That's hilarous!!!
And I'm sorry, she's been double timing us!
Now I want to see if she thinks I'm a hot chick too! ;)
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