A girlfriend and I went to a shopping center to get her some clothes for a costume themed party she was going to.
While we were waiting in line she nudged me and whispered in my ear.
"Take a look. Guys shouldn't wear sweat pants in public."
I thought she was making a fashion statement so I glanced over at the fellow. He was handsome enough and the sweat pants didn't seem that ugly or unattractive to me so I wasn't sure what my friend was talking about until I realized that his pants weren't hanging... uh... straight.
There was a little package noticeable around his crotchal area and I immediately looked away and blushed. Kind of wanted to die of embarrassment.
"Oh. Um. Geez."
"Yeah," my friend chortled, "I guess he really likes shopping."
And here's what I had to confess to my girlfriend, who's known me probably half my life, easily.
That was the first time I've ever noticed a guy's ... excited to see you thingamy... I swear!
Either I just don't look at guys crotches, or I don't know what I'm looking for, or I just have always missed seeing it or something because seriously. I just don't know what to say.
I think I maybe totally missed an entire chapter of the How to be a
Girl book, because apparently I'm the only girl around who's never seen one before.
3 comments:
Nope! You aren't! I haven't noticed either. My friends tease me all the time about how clueless I am.
If they were sweat pants, it most likely wasn't excitement. Sweatpants leave NOTHING to the imagination -- which is why they're my favorite thing for my guy to lounge in. :)
Well Kandi, we're clueless together then! :)
Good to know Laura! lol
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