Ok, gender specific annoyances?
Like, whenever I throw up (and someone sees because it's at work, or I tell them or whatever) someone will inevitably ask if I'm pregnant.
No. I just threw up. And now I'm mad.
Maybe if I'd thrown up day after day after day ask, but come on. Female + throwing up does not automatically equal pregnant.
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Whenever I had a plumbing problem in my apartment, my landlord would always "helpfully" remind me not to flush pads or tampons. Thanks, dude. I'm a girl, not a moron.
Oh wow, this one made me laugh out loud. Dude!
Colour of clothes is one for me. I like to wear slightly offbeat clothing items. I'm a designated accountant, so having an earring and wearing something other than dark clothes all the time is my little rebel streak. So I wear pink shirts (golf and dress), flowered shirts, neon golf shirts, etc. And I always fancy socks - polka dots, loud stripes, skulls, numbers, Star Trek - anything different.
People are always make comments. No I'm not gay, no I'm not a freak, no I'm not anything but someone who has fun with clothes. And my wife and daughters say that I can pull off pretty much any colour and not look awful.
That's a good one! And good for you :)
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