So...

I see faces in things.

Not... like in a creepy way, and I don't mean, you know, beyond actual faces on actual... people and things, I mean I see faces in patterned things?

Like.... my towel, or the ceiling at the dentist, or the pattern on the kitchen floor, or the stucco wall.  I see faces!

Sometimes front on, sometimes in profile.  I often wish I could draw them, but they sometimes disappear if/when I take my eye off of them.

I'm sure some of them have to do with light/shadow at certain angles, but yeah, I see faces in random .... patterns.

(And the ones you see in, say, a couple of screws or the garbage can mouth kind of thing)