Wednesday 8 November 2017

Ladies And Gentlemen...

I would like to announce that I am magic.  Yes, it's true.

The proof, you ask?  Well, I got a papercut without touching any paper.

In fact.  I have no idea where or when I might have acquired the papercut so, therefore, I AM MAGIC!!!!! *waves hands around*

The lineup for autographs starts over there.

*Takes a bow*

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